Spooky!

Have been out of touch in this super blog but now there'll always be something to fill your thoughts with my special buzzy thoughts every day! So friends buzzy thoughts for your buzzy weekends, Cheers! ! ! ! !

1. The likelihood of dying a dog attack is far less than the likelihood of dying from exposure to excessive natural heat. 

2. More people are killed each year by flying champagne corks than bites from poisonous spider.

3. Spiders cannot chew. Instead spiders liquefy the inside of their prey with a chemical they produce and then suck up the juices.

4. There really are people who consider themselves vampires – and they really do dress in black, roam the nights cape and drink human blood.

Crazy but true.

• Turtles can breathe through their butts. 
• Butterflies taste with their feet. 
• On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
•  Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
• A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Interesting Facts to Buzz you.

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic     bomb. 

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
    (In my next life I want to be a pig)

4. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
      It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

5. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. 

6. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
 

Those Who Take Life Toooo Seriously:

•   Effective way to remember the wife's birthday . . . forget it once.
•    If you lose your left arm . . . your right one will be left.
•     Experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want.
•     Behind every successful man is . . . a very surprised woman.
•     If today is the first day of the rest of your life . . . what the hell was yesterday?
•     Don't let aging get you down . . . It's too hard to get back up.
•     Living on this planet is getting so expensive . . . but it does include a  free trips around the sun.
•     Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes . . . then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have a new pair of shoes.
•     Being punctual every time . . . people will think you have nothing better to do.

Am i so busy?

 

Does anything comes to your stupid mind when you look at this freaking caption?